Your question is not mine; my problem is not yours. Why?

Nowadays,
students are always very worried about me. They would constantly urge me to find a life partner.

My standard answer: Don’t worry, I could get myself a maid.
They, however, think that a maid is not the perfect solution.

My perfect solution: I could move to an Old Folks Home where there will be many companions.
Unfortunately, they are still unhappy with this.

To satisfy them: You all could visit me with your children to keep me company in the future.

Nowadays,
I always have to worry. Although, students want to participate in performances, graded examinations, and competitions, they are not working towards their goals. In fact, they are drifting away. What could I do?

Nowadays,
we are just not connected properly.