如金鱼般的日子

这两个星期，胃气高涨、腹部肿胀得像大肚金鱼，晚饭后更是经常性地留不住食物。因为怕麻烦、不愿忌这个避那个，因此能拖多久就拖多久，就是不去给医生看。上个星期五更厉害，因为没时间吐，索性不吃晚餐。

其实这么拖着也还好，既可以省钱又可以减肥。然而，昨天实在是胃痛得不行、连止痛药也不管用了，主日崇拜后才去看了医生。不出所料，果然是肠胃感冒，领了一堆的药，其中有止吐与控制晕眩的。但是，吃了药的我不仅形似金鱼，神情也如金鱼般、终日都处于晕晕乎乎、模模糊糊的状态中。只可惜，上课的时候学生的错误弹奏还是不会听不见。

叫我如何不用死

听完考级的学生弹的《寒鸦戏水》，我只说了一句：

我真的想马上撞墙死掉。

听完比赛的学生弹的《丰收锣鼓》，我无奈地说了：

I just want to hang myself to death.

今天给学生上完十一多个小时课后的我，

现在满脑子就只想安乐死 。

Ambling in the Realms of Virtual Reality

Welcome to play with MOON, my first adopted virtual pet (see page bottom).

储蓄睡眠

昨晚8点就开始睡了，中间十一点多的时候醒来一次，不到一小时又沉睡了。今早十点才起床。午饭后又小歇了一个多小时。现在又要去努力了，不只是把前一阵子欠的债还清，还要有多余的去应付下星期忙碌的一周。

I Believe

This afternoon, I told the class, “我不相信你们会做得不好（I do not believe that you all would do it not well）”. Some students commented that I should phrase it as, “我相信你们会做得好 (I believe that you all could do well).” I told them the former is suitable for writings with the set requirement of a high minimum number of words, while the later is best for summary writings with a low maximum number.

In this case, however, they should have different implications. Not my gibberish, I hoped, product of my high temperature these few days.

不想念的思念

现在要是有点滴打该多好。
就算是玻璃瓶装、旧得发黄的塑胶管子、超大的针孔，也是一种幸福。

就在一线之间

午饭时电台正好在谈婚姻与外遇。有一位男性听众认为男性天生就需要一夫多妻的制度。就是忍不住，我轻声地嘀咕了一句：“其实，女人也可以一妻多夫。”我家老太太不以为然，说：“那不是和妓女一样！”

当然不同，我说：“妓女是提供服务的，是男人的货品。夫是女人的资产，夫越多口袋就越满。”

Just being Silly

Reading too much ......
Feeling too nausea ......
Ignoring too little ......

换个角度看人生

生命不息，赚钱不止。

~ 我HL姐姐的名言

Your question is not mine; my problem is not yours. Why?

Nowadays,
students are always very worried about me. They would constantly urge me to find a life partner.

My standard answer: Don’t worry, I could get myself a maid.
They, however, think that a maid is not the perfect solution.

My perfect solution: I could move to an Old Folks Home where there will be many companions.
Unfortunately, they are still unhappy with this.

To satisfy them: You all could visit me with your children to keep me company in the future.

Nowadays,
I always have to worry. Although, students want to participate in performances, graded examinations, and competitions, they are not working towards their goals. In fact, they are drifting away. What could I do?

Nowadays,
we are just not connected properly.

Ridiculous Me

Yesterday, while we are struggling to rectify the off-tuned Ti (7) by increasing the tension of the pressed string to produce a slightly higher pitch, an idea struck me. I, then, told the class that we should organized a field trip to observe the tea plantations in Cameron Highlands .

Why?

This is to remind us that “teas” are grown on “high” lands.

突发奇想

今晚在地铁站外见到一群孩子开心地向一脸幸福的老伯买雪糕。
刹那间，好想放下一切，去卖雪糕。

简单的丰裕

An interesting advertisement: When more is a product of less.

美丽的代价

Alienating myself in a hairdressing saloon for four hours.

早到的街饰

佳节的记忆，

在这座没有太多过去的城市中，

苏醒。